"A hot winded pacifist" -Victoria Schell Wolf

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The Genie and Michael Vick


It is a testament to the human condition that our fear and respect for pain and our very mortality has remained virtually unchanged since the birth of the Word. More revolutionary than tools or clothing, the invention and possession of the “associative property” was to a critical degree, prerequisite to the genius of our collective inheritance, namely consciousness and subsequent "humanity". Our Hominid debt lives through a healthy legacy of instinctive fears; events which still fascinate and disturb; like thunder, scorpions, violence and fire. Given the Word, our models were built; virtual landscapes gave birth to anticipated events; "results" so to speak for the better or worse.

- every time the dark clouds roll in, a cold rain follows.
- the dark clouds are rolling in and we want to stay dry and warm.
- we will find a place to hide from the rain, now, before the clouds reach this spot.

Models were refined by increased data-collection and a vocabulary grew to file it all more efficiently. As the file grew so did the Game. Words arose for intangible events; concepts beyond the tactile restrictions of the pre-lingual society. Concepts like time and rudimentary geometric references for example. Toward the prevention of an unpleasant consequence, our enlightened ancestor stretched the virtual world to include a time "before", a time "now" and a time "after". This quantum leap forward was so elegant that increasingly sophisticated models of the world were inevitable. And with this growing number of models came an increase in the number questions. As predictions became increasingly reliable, the society learned to live with less and less vulnerability. The capacity to "make" yielded to a new ability to "fashion". Words were needed to file the changes and improve the virtual "meta-world" in which we began spending more and more of our time. And here it got weird.

Not every prediction was correct and not every situation presented with a prediction. One model might have had numerous and often conflicting results. As the community grew in population so did the gap and spread of intellectual prowess. Names like Shaman, Medicine man, and "Chief" were ascribed to the cerebral cream of the tribe, individuals whose record of successful analysis out-paced the remaining group. These individuals were statistically few in number. As the model became more comprehensive the vocabulary grew proportionate to the task of organizing it. This outsized model now left fewer and fewer members of the community able to digest its full complexity and the subtleties which pepper its true dynamic. An industry arose from this new need to help organize the vast majority into a coherent unity; the society needed a new form of order; an unconditional need to respect, if not trust, the guidelines prescribed on the edicts of an understanding and analysis of the newest model from some intellectual elite(s). This is the story of us. Little has changed.

This new "industry" had a mission statement: Give the people what they want, when we say they want it.It has worked pretty well for the past six or eight-thousand years, for one simple reason: The vast majority of the tribe are either uninspired, lazy, insecure or some combination thereof. A man does not instinctively share outside his circle of trust; "eat what you kill" made perfect sense before the introduction of these confounding models as their numbing vocabulary challenged the pre-existing order. Sharing and restraint are two of civilization's most vexing inventions and lie at the core of the creation of government. And what is "government" if not the severest display of vocabulary's muscle, come of age? Fundamental issues like competition for reproductive rights, food distribution and real estate, left unchecked will inevitably disrupt the order of the community, and herein lies the irony.

Our collective health has matured to challenge our most basic impulses. How are the general population expected to incorporate the concept of sacrifice into a diet of wish fulfillment? The two most effective techniques are punishment and propaganda. The first method I would assume, predates the second by hundreds of thousands of years. Starvation, violence and exposure were the harsh consequences of an individual's incapacity to support provocative or insubordinate behavior. In this model it may be seen how an individual's physical prowess might unseat the moral code of our more "contemporary" sensibilities. Group or collective thinking, decisions based on a consensus logic, would eventually supplant individual impulse gratification and codify specific consequences for specific trespasses. Fear is used this way to keep the community from destroying itself. A formidable society would best ensure victory over resource competition against another people or tribe. The Shaman must simply keep the tribe together for its own advantage by replacing the strong natural impulses of each citizen with a discomforting set of new restrictions and values, all rooted in the meditations of some virtual reality, some revolutionary model landscape of abstract words, metrics and ideals . . . and a strong touch of menace.

The second approach, "propaganda", will jettison our past from the successive, recorded period with a profundity unsurpassed by puberty. Councils of the trusted grew from a lineage of seemingly intelligent individuals, each with an interest in both the tangible world and also some level of meditation on the vocabulary of the virtual "meta-world", the "Model". Plato sought a "philosopher King" for this role. Sadly, history is very stingy with successful examples of them. It is a tribute to the immense complexity of the human mind, the modest complexity of the Model and the infinite complexity of the universe that the deductions or conclusions of these characters should vary to the degree of occasional conflict. Some might be faulted for their incomplete or inaccurate set of postulates (Priam, Plutarch, Chamberlain), other's praised for their pragmatism (Henry V, Lincoln, Charlemagne) while yet others wholly corrupted by the power and reward of influence (Napoleon, Nero, Kim Jung Il).

Now imagine all three at council. On what ground can each walk with firm footing while still agreeing to disagree? The answer lies in the primary directive: Coherence of the society. Tell the masses anything that will guide the society toward “peace” and prosperity. Focus the intelligence; write the scripts and monitor the feedback. If the people can't compress the logic needed to subscribe to "H.R. 3200", simply lend them a myth to substitute for the math. Welcome to Hell.

Need a reason to pay taxes, tithe or send your son to war? Peddle enough fear to cultivate a town hall chorus of "God Bless America". Give them God. Give them someone or something to collectively hate that they might prove their own surpassing worth to the society. No greater Love hath the Greater Good than for he with the greatest hate for the greater Evil.

Just one catch: after six-thousand years of this game, the Genie no longer fits in the bottle. Twin roads, one of logic, one of intuition, have driven many millennia through the chaos of the cosmos; winding at the mercy of transition, describing identical events in observance to the vocabulary of their independent objectives, navigated by a dichotomy of independent attitudes. One might even detect a mass philosophical schizophrenia at work on the better percentage of the society. Creationism is a vital political tool in the United States (a nation presumably dedicated to the principles of a Republic) five-hundred years after Columbus disproved (again) the model of a flat Earth. Physics and religious scripture serve on equal standing as sources of reference to the analytical process of the average discerning American citizen/voter. Is it any wonder that we can’t seem to pass legislation protecting science’s right to explore cures to horrible diseases like Parkinson’s or Autism yet still celebrate the fortieth anniversary of landing a man on the Moon? Tell that to the child born in Salt Lake City or Waco, Texas. I don’t suspect you’ll be invited back.

Religious solutions to the Shaman’s dilemma have kept the community from digesting itself for many thousands of years, but as the level of general sophistication among a society continues to chase the rising intellectual avant-garde, one wonders at the level to which the forces of pure propaganda might resort during the mythical moment of final confrontation.

Until then, it’s perfectly legitimate to let the Stock Brokers continue to “eat what they kill”, provided their collateral crumbs continue to support an economy that provides a standard level of modest living among the herded majority population. It’s apparently also acceptable to illegally send our young men and women into a foreign society to protect our gluttonous “addiction” to oil in the name of God and country. I expect no better from a system of government framed on the ballots of a population whose intellectual diet consists of television, religion and consumerism.

Michael Vick can throw an oblong ball-toid made of a black rubber bladder covered in stitched leather. Many Americans, citizens who send their sons and daughters to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan; who work on Wall Street, own hardware stores, car dealerships or shoe factories; who weld oil rigs seventy-five feet under the sea or wash dishes in a no-name diner, many of us spend our quality free time watching the very game which utilizes his unique skill. His ability to throw a ball adds considerable value to an activity (an industry) that generates over sixty billion dollars every year. This industry, the one that makes a lot of cash for tossing a ball, is responsible for allowing tens of millions of average Americans to escape from the grind of everyday life by providing an exciting place where nothing of any lasting consequence happens. Michael Vick is paid an obscene amount of money from these profits to throw that ball. A lot of people, who also make obscene amounts of money, like the fact that Vick can perform his unique trick. His sudden failure to throw the ball would hurt these people right in the pocket book. These people have been groomed and albeit rewarded to “eat what they kill”. Their progress is good for America; it entertains without informing while the crumbs of obscene profit pepper the general economy. We don’t want to make these people sad.

The decision by the Philadelphia Eagles to hire Vick after the completion of his sentence, eighteen months for running a dog fighting ring, has disturbed a great number of Americans. I’m about as disgusted by the news as anyone, but for reasons which have been out-shouted by the chorus of protests against his amorality. This out-pouring of “humanity” reaffirms both my confidence in this society and my frustration that its very lack of depth works right into the playbook of the corporate quarterbacks who simply calculate the brief loss of yardage and tickle the scoreboard with a punt.

Of course Michael Vick is an arrogant low-life. This much should be understood by any four-year old by now. What America’s four-year olds need to learn however, to witness, is America’s justice system, that grown-up world of Mommys and Daddys, treating all low-lives with equanimity, showing intolerance to class distinction and preferential treatment. The first of many travesties in this story occurred in relative silence; setting up the remainder of the drama to effectively anesthetize all subsequent outrage. Where was America when this man’s privilege-card was punched by the court?* Watching baseball no doubt. The community’s desire to know, its need of accurate and comprehensive reporting has been so artfully disrespected and manipulated over the past half century that we compulsively defer our attentions, time and again, to the very industry which plays us for a nation of four-year olds.

Insulting a population of citizens conditioned to believe in their own impotence by scripting an insincere apology means little more than gambling on the life span of the outrage before herding the sheep back into the pen. No one loses a dime because no one actually cared enough to stop spending. Michael thumbs his nose at the press and America retreats once more to its familiar and divisive cultural bunkers. Thank god Football survived.

There is no question that the primary business of any society is its collective bond before the exercise of individual rights. Plato’s error was in his trust of the intellect as an agent of stickiness; that the Philosopher-King could rule, with equal wisdom and compassion, over a grateful and educated people. The division of industry along strict lines of discipline should then occupy the rabble to their useful distraction while ensuring the economy runs at maximum efficiency. Hobbes on the other hand knew better than to think that Joe the Plumber would find life’s fulfillment keeping his nose under the sink and out of public affairs. His solution worked for Stalin, briefly. The people it seems demand more individual freedoms than the Philosopher/Tyrant can suppress indefinitely. Neither model took the force of human will and multiplied it by realistic numbers. At risk is the very cohesion these systems claimed to ensure.

The case of Michael Vick has joined the strange collection of anecdotes history might one day use to illustrate where Jefferson and the boys went soft. The United States is no different than every society to grace the planet since the dawn of civilization. It must “preserve the Union” at the cost of periodic, collateral injury to individual freedoms. Lincoln understood this. Our free-market economy seemed a subtle improvement on the Platonic model, buying a young nation time enough to tease out specific bugs in the Federal attitude to municipal rights as well as our international identity. But something unpredicted evolved while privileged, white human-rights advocates were busy monopolizing Federal attention, freeing the blacks, justifying the detention of our indigenous hosts and placating the suffragettes. Oil was discovered and the railroad and automotive industries were helping to create a hole for Joe the Plumber to pour it in. Then came T. A. Edison; welcome to the brave new world.

The cohesion of the new America would draw vitality from a population accustomed to a quality of life so revolutionary in its ubiquity, so decadent in its creature-comforts and locust-styled consumption, that history can offer no model. Without a model, how do you even begin to pull the needle out of the junkie’s arm? A society so weakened by its softness would trade its soul in pieces to maintain the status quo, and hence its cohesion. The society that went to fine schools together, that shops at the same malls together, that drizzles unconscionable amounts of clear potable water on its decorative lawns; a society that watches football together; this is not a people who would place discipline before purpose. The question as to whether we can afford community stability and unsurpassed individual freedom in equal measure, indefinitely, is one for which no pre-existing example is available; and most ominously, one for which every scientific prediction bodes disaster.

Tell that to a people who argue for a market solution to obese consumerism. Tell that to a people who believe in socialized education and law enforcement but fight socialized health care. Tell this to a people who recycle the empty bottles and bags of weed and insect killing chemicals they have just poured into the aquifer. Tell this to the people who use the bible to prevent their neighbors from expressing their own individual freedoms (i.e.: gay unions), yet feel threatened by the mere hint of gun registration.

A society so soft that it sub-contracts its wars cannot be faulted for allowing an animal torturer to leave prison and seek employment. I just wish we were honest about our collective complicity. It would sure help a lot of four year olds out there.


* note: Michael Vick's sentence of 18 months needs to be understood in some context. Although Glen Albert White (Georgia, 10 yrs. prison, 10 yrs. probation), Peter Byrne (Yonkers,NY, 2-6yrs prison), Anthony Gonzales (up to 12yrs. prison), Kris Crawford Webb (TX, 2yrs. prison, 5 yrs. prob.), Alfred C. Taylor, (MS, 3 yrs.) and Maurice T. Collier (MS, 3 yrs. prison), might have all benefitted from the name recognition and celebrity that Vick brought to the bench, my review of the crime and sentences was pretty depressing. The sympathy our society expresses for these creeps confounds the very humanity from which it arose. Stories of the tread mills, syringes, wound staplers, lice, maggots and squalid, over-crowded pens seem to meerly emphasize the dog's complicity and the defendants role as the true victim. Enough said.

© Jeff Thomas 2009

Monday, August 17, 2009

Obama economics, an exchange




The following exchange begins with a forwarded allegory sent by my former spiritual mentor, Demitri. Its authorship is a mystery to me. Anyone with information regarding this issue is urged to contact me. There is no reward.

The Allegory (forwarded by Demitri:)

Shortly after class, an economics student approaches his economics professor and says, "I don't understand this stimulus bill. Can you explain it to me?"The professor replied, "I don't have any time to explain it at my office, but if you come over to my house on Saturday and help me with my weekend project, I'll be glad to explain it to you." The student agreed.At the agreed-upon time, the student showed up at the professor's house.

The professor stated that the weekend project involved his backyard pool.They both went out back to the pool, and the professor handed the student a bucket. Demonstrating with his own bucket, the professor said, "First, go over to the deep end, and fill your bucket with as much water as you can." The student did as he was instructed.The professor then continued, "Follow me over to the shallow end, and then dump all the water from your bucket into it." The student was naturally confused, but did as he was told.

The professor then explained they were going to do this many more times, and began walking back to the deep end of the pool.The confused student asked, "Excuse me, but why are we doing this?" The professor matter-of-factly stated that he was trying to make the shallow end much deeper.The student didn't think the economics professor was serious, but figured that he would find out the real story soon enough.

However, after the 6th trip between the shallow end and the deep end, the student began to become worried that his economics professor had gone mad. The student finally replied, "All we're doing is wasting valuable time and effort on unproductive pursuits. Even worse, when this process is all over, everything will be at the same level it was before, so all you'll really have accomplished is the appearance of doing something when all we did was the destruction of what could have been truly productive action!"

The professor put down his bucket and replied with a smile, "Congratulations. You now understand the stimulus bill."

and now, Demitri's comments:

Too bad our supposedly intelligent (HA HA HA) Fed Government hasn't a clue. (Or, perhaps they know full well the financial circus act they have assembled and pray we, the audience aren't smart enough to see through the smoke and mirrors).Maybe if they'd pay their taxes, things would be a little better?

Best to all, 'Demitri
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Dear Demitri,

Thank you for opening our eyes to your thought process. It is, as we've come to expect, marginally informed but ultimately adorable. But telling only half the joke does us all a disservice. Don't you remember what happened next? . . . .

. . . at which point the student, placed the bucket on the ground and thanked the professor, preparing to leave. "Where do you think you're going?" asked the Professor."Why my father needs his Porsche back. He has a corporate junket in Hilton Head Monday and needs the car to run some errands in preparation." stammered the young pledge."Well, I see. I'll try to have you out of here as quickly as I can. But", and here his face took on a grim appearance, "but first, you must help me with one more chore.""This will polish off my GPA!" thought the noble student to himself, "Why gee wiz, Professor. I'd be glad to help you out."

And with this the two grabbed their pails and walked past the cabana, over the tennis court, through the Serenity Garden toward the stables, where the professor kept a few of his older, yet prized horses. "You can hang the pail over there." motioning to a nail in the fencepost. "Then come over here, I'll need you to take this and put down my dog, Razor. She's gone off her head. I got her chained up in stall three."Holding a twelve guage in his right hand, the professor kept his eyes glued to his boots. "I've had her eight years, but she bit the census taker two days ago. Put him in the hospital. I just haven't the heart."

The student froze in his top-siders. "But you love ol' Razor,professor.""Take this and help me. Then you can get back to your father. Suppose he'll be needing to get his Calloway's back from the shop for his trip. Sooner you do it, sooner you can go. "The young scholar took the shotgun, paused to look one last time into the professor's eye's for permission to forget all this fuss. But there was no such approbation; just a strong sense of purpose masking the depth of his loss.Without a word, he sauntered through the stable doors and made his way past the numbered stalls, down the straw padded aisle, taking in the fresh, sweet smell of feed and manure.

Coming to stall three he sensed a calm overtake his anxiety. ". . .bit the census taker", he thought again, "I'm simply doing what needs to be done." Only then did he notice the roan muzzle of a horse, an old mare named Sunflower, poke out from stall three and nod. Looking inside the stall he saw that she was alone. He knew Sunflower from photos on the wall of the professors office back on campus. "Oh the ribbons you've won." he whispered to the horse. But he was not here to talk, he had a job to do. He raised the gun to his shoulder, took aim. Being a conscientious lad, he checked the stall number once more."Three. This is it."

Outside the professor kicked a small cloud of dust with the toe of his boot. Looking up at the cloudless sky, he knew it was the right thing to do. The shot scattered a large flock of starlings from the shade oak overhanging the run. "Guess I can get the Porsche back to Dad now." he thought to himself. "Bet I'll get an A+ in economics!"
- jeff
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Hi, Jeff,
Sad story, but a complete non-sequitor. I once had a horse and got 56 MPG. I must admit your exquisitely imprecise knowledge of Economics underwhelms.

Love, Demitri
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It was around this time that Constantine, my dear friend from a more hazardous period of my life; a breeder of Arabian show-stallions, art collector and olive oil merchant, wrote of his concern that my writing was too obscure for its purpose; "the blade of my sword was dull" to be exact. My reply:

Dear Constantine,

The allegory presented in Demitri's e-mail was perfectly on-target. My feeble attempt to use the same style to illustrate a collateral situation failed, in that I did not reach my reader(s) with equal directness, as evidenced in your letter and Demitri's misplaced defense. Pouring money into the "economy" could work if Barack found the right spout to pour it in. Banks and Investment organizations must play their role in the game, which by all accounts is not happening. A brief explanation might help. I am not a student of economics (as 'Mitri so correctly exposed), and any reliable information that supports or contradicts my read on the situation is appreciated:

The large financial institutions of the United States, since the '70's have tried to pull an economy out from the grip of "stagflation", or a lack of growth and job loss resulting from a fear of Americans to spend money, choosing to either save (which since the time of Ben Franklin, was the honorable, patriotic and possibly even the "Christian" thing to do) or invest. Remember, these were the days before E-Trade and online brokers. Trading was the sport of the fairly well to do or the Employee reinvesting his wages into the Company providing them. Wall Street, the Banks and Insurance companies were the playground of the big boys. Little of their wheeling and dealing was reaching Main street in a way that would stimulate a need compelling enough for the common worker to change his mind and choose a new car over trying to hold back a little more.

Why didn't the Big Boys activities make it to Main St.? Because the Federal regulations instituted during the latter half of the FDR administration, in accordance with the general theories of an exceptional Economist named John Maynard Keynes, required intrusive Federal "over-sight", an intrusion into the mechanism of great wealth, which inspired ingenious overseas investment and savings options before tending to the crops on Main St. Commercial Banks were restricted from playing at the tables of Investment Banking risk. The people’s money was now backed by the FDIC, and was not a place on a horse.

So, no spending, no trade. No trade, no manufacturing. No manufacturing, no jobs. No jobs, no money. No money, no investments or savings. Regulations stopped Banks from reaching their full, vile potential and the economy was, as a consequence, malnourished. Keynes was no longer the Messiah. So a murmur was heard from a wonderful little university in Chicago.

(The first time I ever read Thorsten Veblen, one of the founders of the Chicago School, the industrial economist who gave the world "conspicuous consumption", I was waiting for a bus up at Purchase, to meet the train down to Manhattan and eventually home for a visit. I read most of the book on the train. He kind of reminded me of HD Thoreau if he was an economist.)

Let's jump right to Milton Friedman, perhaps the most influential name of the bunch. "You want big biz to keep more of its money home? . . then "DE-Regulate. Hell, you and I know the government can't do anything right any way!"
So don't listen when all the liberals point the finger at the previous administration, as if GW had what it takes to create the mess all alone. Reagan had Stockman warning America about a "Trojan Horse"; that "trickle down" simply meant helping those who little needed it, (or Big Biz), hoping the crumbs would trickle down to Main St. For some time, that's exactly what happened. Crumbs reached Main St. in a trickle. Big Biz and the new wealthy class were making the books look fine however. GDP was plumped up with antiquated Cold War defense contracts and Silicon Valley while Wall Street was inventing Junk Bonds. Oh yes, the Big Boys were busy as ever, bringing their portfolios to lobby a Congress fresh from the failure of Keynes into the seductive arms of Uncle Milton.

Enter William Jefferson Clinton. Convinced that Wall Street could benefit from a fresh look at the European model of cooperation between Commercial and Investment banks, his administration vigorously supported an idea known to the history books as the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act, which relaxed the Fed’s oversight and restrictions limiting the creative reach of these institutions. Why not let commercial banks work like investment banks and play around. Everybody stands to win as things are beginning to look up. Compared to Carter’s seventies, a glimmer of real economic success was beginning to glow, thanks to Reagan’s previous work to inspire a less progressive preoccupation with human rights and individuality and restore a uniformity of mind that valued personal wealth as the true metric of success. This can only bring in profits; profits are a stimulant and create jobs, right?

Deregulation was necessary, Bill Clinton recently disclosed in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, as it might take some pressure off publicly traded companies by reducing the consequences of failing to continually out-perform their previous quarter.

(Note: My personal experience working for a publicly traded company has left me with an acute case of “tin ear” syndrome at the common sense or “logic” behind these words. I watched an entire company rise and fall to the mantra: that standing in place, neither advancing nor retreating was, in the eyes of our Wall Street investors, effectively losing ground. Twenty-six dollar a share stock fell to penny stock in less than five years. It’s a tough world.)

How then, did the Republicans convince him to sell out? Well, much to the chagrin of many a militant liberal, Obama can’t blame the Republican Party for the mess he’s in. Bush is an asshole. Nobody save Ol’Barbara, (and I do mean “Ol’” Barbara) would deny that. But GW’s crimes do not include the sole responsibility of today’s economic meltdown. God I wish sometimes it did. Things would be much easier, much more tidy. But Democrats, thirty-eight of the ninety votes cast for the G-L-B Act, were Democrat. Names like Chuck Schumer, John Kerry, Chris Dodd, Dick Durban Tom Daschele and, get ready, Joe Biden himself, all voted to deregulate the rules and allow commercial banks to play the horses with your money and mine.

Alan Greenspan was amazing. Hired by Ronald “Ray-Guns” (ref: Country Joe, of CJ and the Fish, Woodstock, August 19, 1969), back in ’87, for nineteen years he tuned the market like a gifted NASCAR mechanic with Tiger Woods results, manipulating interest rates like they were octane. He was the Wayne Gretzky, the Joe Montana, the Michael Jordan of finance. The unimaginative GW Bush kept him on as Chairman of the Federal Reserve. The world jumped when the man sneezed for God’s sake. He despised regulation, the bane of Fiscal Conservatives, Libertarians and Corporate America. Bush, being the puppet of these groups, checked with his “Spiritual Advisor” only after speaking with Greenspan. “De-Regulation is good for America.

“No Corporate Officer, with an Ounce of self-preservation, would NOT Self-Regulate. It would mean short term, personal gain and long term, corporate suicide!” Sounds fairly crazy today, but this is primarily Greenspan’s defense just three and a half months ago. Hope he’s over the pain and getting along with retirement by now.

It’s a matter of the country ignoring the complex issues of finance, trusting the behavior and subsequently the results of the men who not only determine the attitude of Big Business, but also own the note on their home. Not a wise dynamic; three hundred million vulnerable sheep, listening to the soothing instructions of the “Powers-that-Be”. This eliminates our responsibility when things go wrong, but not the consequences.

But he fucked up! Big Biz was too busy building palm-tree shaped islands in Dubai to fortify their tax-exempt mansions. This sounds insane even as I write it. Very successful American businessmen from the United States of America, who invested millions of dollars publishing stories about the damaging effects of migrant workers sending money from their meager paychecks to family members back in impoverished countries in Mexico, Central and South America were secretly squirreling cash into secret Cayman Island bank accounts at quantities dwarfing the distracting immigrant scandal. All this while simultaneously leveraging speculative mortgages at a compound they would not accept from Joe the Plumber. The great Bubble had to burst. GW was just too intellectually unfit to direct traffic around the accident site. The timing at least was forgiving. Lets get a Democrat in to represent a move forward.

So now, two months into the new administration, we throw lots and lots of money at the banks; solvency without accountability, without restored regulations. Someone, (and I hope that someone is H. Demitri Tinnitus), must explain to me how the Federal Government can award so much taxpayer money to Banks and still support Friedman’s call to let them regulate themselves; to accept taxpayer money, hundreds of billions of dollars I might add, on the promise that they change their business ethics and start lending to each other and Joe the Plumber in a spirit at least similar to that which defined the glory days. Spending, or rather Lending, is the key, the true stimulus.

Which is why Barak Obama’s support of a Stimulus package, drafted in the final days of the Bush Administration, attracts the sophomoric cynicism of a Conservative, Republican flock, incapable of individual analysis or thought, who want a Democrat to blame but can’t accept federal intervention. A stalemate would destroy our ability to stimulate the world-wide crisis. If America can’t walk without tripping over its own shoelaces, than how can China, Vietnam, Japan, Italy, Brazil, Mexico or any other nation be expected to maintain its own economy let alone promise a future of stable growth without sales to the largest consumer market in history? America no buy, Paraguay no can make. No can make = no can hire. . . and so on.

The allegory of the Professor and the student, Demitri’s original version, though tragically correct, ignores many of the peripheral conditions that I assumed were understood by most people. My sequel to the story was an attempt to reach those for whom these difficult times were not a tabloid event but a more complex situation. I apologize if I overestimated my audience, especially Demitri, whose trite remarks reduced the situation to another tired, partisan scrap. America is bleeding. Don’t expect me to just sit, self-medicated on the sidelines with Rush, and cheer for its failure. Let’s get a dialogue going about regulations and what we want this country to look like in ten years.
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Side note: Demitri, you missed my soul with your critique once again, because you still fail to raise your gun from my ankles up to the heart. Please stop carrying a squirrel gun in bear territory. Your position as my mentor gives you an unfair advantage. Please remind me, as I know only you can, why I should ignore the rebukes and not tease your posture of informed superiority?

- your always faithful protege'


© Jeff Thomas 2009

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"One day you'll smell fish where there are no fish." - Capt. Ahab, 1851

Demitri,

What a delight to receive your message. This holiday season finds me double-blest, with both bucolic home life and literary lard for the skillet. Thank you for the latter. Is it possible, is it still possible, I worried, that my last posting was so ambiguous? Of the modest number of those who responded to it, you stand alone in your misunderstanding of my use of what I like to call conversational transference, a literary device used on occasion to present one or more hypothetical suppositions, in a dialectic context, for the purpose of framing the author's (or in the brilliant case of Plato, a protagonist's) often contradictory reply.

How sad when so much effort is lost to an error in the fundamentals. More time spent reading and less time buried in the thesaurus might well improve your game. These sentences of mine, these words are not the adolescent rantings of the knee-jerk, "nattering nabobs of negativity" from whom your rhetorical style has apparently snatched the anemic victories you've relished over the past two or more decades. These rejoinders, I sincerely regret, if for little more than the chill they bring to your comfortable and sedentary meditations, are a call to reason. Your ineffectual protection of some zeit gemutlich renders the drama all the more painful. Would that I could help you take these first steps, I should. But we both know it is wrong for me to mother you too much.

The door is flung wide, you cannot simply close it. Please accept my invitation to raise the level of your game a notch or two, being now in the company of one for whom facts, references and analysis are less subject to a doctrine or emotion; answering quite independently upon, and seldom prior to, the research and digestion of data within its utilitarian context. In the case of a Federal Republic, you'll often observe this context is associated with demographic tabulations within a correlated historic framework. I attempted to help your case by providing tangible data upon which you could have hung me or, for that matter, yourself. You chose instead to shade the debate in a caricature of scholarship, a tactic perhaps popular, (dare I say "effective"?) in Connecticut but puerile by the standards of our New York conventions.

Your reference to my "recently acquired academia-based cynicism" sheds some light on a condition you bear, (if only, Lord permit, with greater subtlety), for which I shall visit upon with the lightest air; the tenderest condolence. If by "recent", you refer to a stint at a university almost thirty years ago, then by all means, continue to assay my character, my raison de vive, as the cry of the emancipated child, ignoring what use I have made of the intervening three decades, (nod to Henry V). I’ll remain twenty and in college for as long as you need me there. Your tactics continue to be my advantage, your condition: "historically challenged", my cross to bear. Suffer the handicapped, make not war upon them. They are the Lords's children. What should I do? All medicine tastes like the ass end of a camel. I shall therefore continue for your own healing.

The Right-wing, conservative media has spent a disproportionate number of hours and dollars reporting that the Left-wing, liberal media is kicking its ass, distorting truth for the ultimate goal of replacing our American way of life with an alien approximation of a socialist Utopia. This has become News itself. Given a finite set or "universe" of time to present the events of the day, it is quite extraordinary to sacrifice valuable rations of it to such a "news worthy" scoop! "Damn the facts!" they appear to whine, "we need Headlines!" (Please note the use of the device I referred to earlier as "conversational transference".) Meta-News has become "News"? I disagree with the calls to alarm on this issue. I began my analysis of the issue with a mind toward the possibility that you and the whining Right were correct: the "Sinister" liberals, (thanks for that one!) were taking over the moral high ground, currently held and water boarded by the Right. That being the case, a frame work of Liberal dominance in media ownership, media listenership and rhetorical prowess should reveal itself in the numbers. I researched these numbers. I provided my sources, i.e.: The Tax Policy Center and The Pew Center for People and the Media. You respond with: "When you have more than an ethereal, unworkable philosophic "solution" to the world's problems, let me know. But, until then I shall certainly be more circumspect regarding any of my further however well intentioned yet painfully and obviously meagre attempts to introduce fact into [sic: my] longstanding orb of socio-fantasy." (note: punctuation reproduced sans edit.)

Wow. Any facts from you would double the scholastic content of our dialogue, immediately. Please don't keep them to yourself. You Right-wing Conservatives seem to forget that you are not the guardian priests of some secret knowledge. A Democracy must trust its people with information; yes professor, even those, how did you put it?, "without circumspective abilities." Informing one's self is the due diligence of each and every citizen, circumspectively endowed or not. Whining about losing, (in curious contradiction to the statistics no less), informs the public about losing and nothing more. O.K., I'll toss you one, just to make it a game again: How about spending less time building walls and more time reaching out to people? Or is this the ethereal part, where you right-wingers get confused? How about spending less time whining about the liberals and more time organizing your facts to fit and improve the real, changing and maturing world. Such a solution includes the astute knowledge of the pros and cons of wagon circling. History has shown the technique only bought enough time for our fore-fathers to ethnically cleanse the country of "undesirable" aboriginals. Diplomacy was still at the mercy of the gun. The guilt is still an American tragedy, pregnant with instruction for the future of our diplomatic progress. (Yes, the progressive kind.)

What will we do with new knowledge? Simply whine that the Liberal media has offered it a place at the table?; taken it to the Prom, so to speak, while you and your boys sit on the sidelines, paralyzed to inaction with fear of the maturation process? Those who do not remember the prom are doomed to repeat it.

Sarah Palin. I'm glad we dodged that one. She walked into more flack two months into her candidacy than Bush did in the previous four years. I will defer to my statistics (until you present a compelling reinterpretation of the data) and ask why the media from both ends of the political spectrum tore into her. A better question than "is she qualified?" would be "is she best qualified?” I believe the media began with an analysis of the latter until she opened her mouth. Let the cards fall where they may. She's gone. Thank God for this great nation of ours!

Caroline Kennedy. My marriage to Jen was not the conclusion of a business deal. I no more own her than I own the sky. They are both there for my eyes to love, for my soul to dream into. Her decision to take the name Thomas changed nothing. After reconciling our most recent differences we have decided to renew our vows at which time the issue of our last name might be revisited. I honor my wife as my equal and my friend. Your decision to wall out those who do not share your beliefs does not blemish those of us with different and no less valid wishes. Caroline's freedom to keep her last name is no metric of her morality, her legitimacy or her capability.

Her Senate prospects? You really must calm yourself and stop letting the press manipulate you. A review of the facts reveals that Governor Paterson offered her a chance to demonstrate her qualifications and nothing more. This is how you guys get all excited. Try reading beyond the headlines and you'll find a magic world of information. Incidentally, the stay at home, ignorant and ill-prepared Caroline Kennedy managed to earn two degrees, one from Radcliff and her second, a Law degree from Columbia. She's also written several books on civil liberties ("sentimental hogwash" I'm sure) and political integrity. I have never read her work, so I don't pretend to offer her literary vocation as an endorsement of her character, but I throw it out there that some record of her philosophy exists. (I don't suppose her Publisher-mother had any opportunity to help her here, do you? See, I can be cynical too.)

Caroline served as Chief Executive for the office of Strategic Partnerships for the New York City Dept. of Education where she proved herself more than capable of raising money for the public benefit: $65 million in private support and an additional $51 million from Microsoft founder and billionaire Bill Gates. She also currently serves as Vice Chairperson of the Fund for Public Schools. Is she the best choice from among the likes of Andrew Cuomo or Tom Suozzi ? I do not believe so. Is she a Liberal threat to the soft underbelly of the country's under- represented, poorly armed reactionary delegation? As much as I wish it to be, I don't believe the facts come close to bearing it out. She's just not that close to her dubious tabloid persona let alone a shoe-in for the senate. Sorry. One less thing to panic about. How about trashing me if she does look closer to getting in. Conserve your venom supply for the stretch; you'll need every drop to stay in the race if you continue to cherry-pick unsubstantiated "facts" from those fundamentalist blogs of yours. But I digress.

While Lewis Lapham, editor of Harper's, is consumed with his left wing punditry, weaving analysis from notated, substantiated, documented data sources; while Paul Krugman is peering out a small window of his Princeton office, toiling over his next op-ed piece under the shadow of his 2008 Nobel prize, you will be proud to know that Rush was equally consumed by his latest project: "We hate the USA": a CD collection of songs featuring the hit "Barack the magic Negro". If you missed it, I’m sure you can still catch it on Chip Staltsman’s Holiday greeting. In case you don’t already have his number on your speed-dial, just contact your local Republican Party headquarters. I’m sure they’ll be glad to help you get in touch with one of the RNC’s candidates for Party Chairman.But lest you despair, and think Rush has gone over to the dark side, I believe you can continue to dust his bust in your study without shame. He merely used a literary device I call "conversational transference" when he named it.

© Jeff Thomas 2009

on the liberal media




"Words are loaded pistols" - J. Sartre

Demitri,

I got your e-mail with the attached photo of the statue of the soldier standing at the makeshift grave marker of another fallen buddy.

From any perspective, the death of a soldier is painful; to one its pain lies in the noble cause for which he gave his life, another for the frustrating needlessness of the young man's untimely death and inevitably to someone else for the reminder it brings of a personal loss, not necessarily related to the nation's involvement in Iraq. The subsequent text I suppose was predictable.

"Why do you let it bother you?" I've been asked, numerous times. "Why can't you just delete these e-mails before you read them and save the aggravation?" I guess this works for some people. Don't let the past ruin whatever peace you can carve out for yourself now. "I'm simply too insignificant", they must feel, "to change the future; God has it all under control anyway." If I recall correctly, you don't believe that we are powerless to change the future. God gave us "free will" to shape the world; the dignity and health of the planet is ours only when we earn it. Ignorance and vice stand in the balance to unwind these efforts. This is why these things apparently matter so much to you and me. Let them delegate their diligence to us, perhaps we are just better suited to fight it out.

If its a discussion you want, please digest the facts and speak to me in your own words. Forwarding these attachments simply robs me of a valuable opportunity to know you better. I re-read our Thanksgiving holiday exchange, looking for some ambiguity in my request that you stop forwarding this pre-packaged junk to me and instead let me know, through your own words, what you think about things. I still believe I wrote clearly and without subtlety. You know that I don't like it. You know that I think its a waste of your talent. And worst of all, you know that I can't ignore it. I can only believe that you don't care. For personal reasons that you have chosen to belittle, I will not drink your kool-aid. In hind sight, I believe you privately want me to write. Well then, let's look at the facts.

Why do you think America is being brainwashed? That photo by itself could have helped everyone who saw it to think and feel about the issue of patriotism and loss on their own terms. The accompanying profile of the artist, similarly, could have been well entrusted to each of us, American citizens all, to experience in our own perspective. What a powerful pairing, the photo and the background story. But that was not the true message of the e-mail, was it? It wasn't enough to draw attention to an artist, his will to express his gratitude to the United States or the tragic reality of the slaughter of a soldiers in the line of duty. No. This message was another chance by a half-informed radical to whine about the liberal suppression of "flag waving" opportunities, which somehow, even against the background of respect for the sacrifice represented, trump the sublime perfection of the artist's message.

"Conservative media" is once again powerless to defend America from the overwhelming tsunami of "liberal" (aka: anti-American) media advances. Since you allow half-wits to frame your position, you will have no claim to injury as I admonish the damage they do. It would be tempting to discard the discipline needed to support a brazen claim, in the manner of your "mentor", but I had more fun after all taking the few minutes to actually verify my suspicions with old-fashioned research. I focused on the pitiful claim that the American media was beholden to a dark and powerful liberal director, ceaselessly steering the fourth estate to a dominant throne on the dais of Political influence.

The stage is set. Now prove it. What would be gained for the effort? An overthrow of the private ownership of institutions like the healthcare system or greater transparency of the Wall street markets are high profile targets to our American aristocracy whose transformation by the media into Federally regulated institutions would play easily into the hands of an impressionable majority of "Main Street" Americans, eager to bring the privileged to their knees and affordable medicine into their homes. Chalk one up for the Socialist liberals. Waiting another twenty years for Friedman's trickle-down economics to baste the middle and lower middle class families, while expecting those in powerful corporate positions to "govern their own best interests against unbridled greed" (sic.: Alan Greenspan), would only require the liberal news desks to reference Stockman's famous "trojan horse" analogy from the Reagan years. Raise taxes on the rich and give tax money back to the real backbone of America. Don't mention that Obama's pre-election/pre-recession tax proposal would have changed the lifestyle of America's top 0.1% earners by less than -5% (source: The Tax Policy Center, Washington) while John McCain's more conservative approach would have improved the same individuals by +12%. Let's keep that a secret too. Another score for the socialist liberals. And then there's all the good news coming in from over seas.

I got a job in New York City, working for the Carpenter's Union: Manhattan's 1536, back in May, 2001. Five months later on September 14 I was on a bus at 9:00pm to the base of the two towers I watched get hit three days earlier while building a scaffold, hanging from a jump harness 600 feet in the air. We all put American flag decals on our helmets; we all cried like young boys, stunned by the violence. We all wanted revenge. Al-Qaeda benefitted the most from the lies, cover-ups and treasons that got us mired in Iraq, with American popular support whipped to a frenzy by the media. From the "aluminum tubes" (Sec. Colin Powell: address to U.N.), the "sale of uranium to Saddam" (see: outing of Valarie Plame), the "Downing street Memo" July 23, 2002 (sic:"O.K., the Italian informant is a liar. Make a case against Iraq! Facts are secondary.") and the ever-so-memorable, "Hey, heh. . heh. ., this is the guy that tried to kill my father. . heh. . .", the liberal media was sure overpowering here.

Probable Fact: All those purple fingers on election day in Iraq better represented the voting dictate of the community Mullah than the informed will of the individuals waving them around.

Probable Fact: The "surge's" effectiveness was misinterpreted by the peace resulting from the troop's separation and redistribution of neighborhoods along Sunni and Shiite boundaries. Ethnically diverse neighborhoods were gentrified; homes formally owned and inhabited by a member of one sect were essentially vacated and repopulated by the opposite sect. Refugees, broke and lured by the re-patriacian reward of $3,000 per family, wishing to return from Jordan and Syria faced the probability of having nowhere to come home to. "Honey, there's a Shiite in your powder room!" There was no contingency plan.

The departure of overwhelming American troop forces from a semi-stabilized town, be it Mosul, Kirkuk, Tikrit or Ramadi deteriorated to its former, more familiar tribal configuration within a brief period of time, a cultural homeostasis you might imply. A strategy not unlike that carnival game where one tries to hammer the heads of gophers who pop their heads at brief, random moments from the hidden world below the table. Al Qaeda was welcomed in and protected by Iraqi Patriots reacting to the American invasion, the bombing and slaughter of neighbors and family, the lack of protection from occupying forces from renegade extremists in the outer provinces supported with arms and supplies from Iran; the looting of priceless antiquities and treasures that represented an irreplaceable national heritage.

We screwed up. We handed Al Qaeda an open invitation to reproduce. They are the enemy. I'm unhappy with the media's whining. And what about "cut and run!" What a powerful and damning epithet to aim at anyone with the nerve to suggest that the United States does not belong in Iraq, should withdraw from Iraq and should stop funding the engagement in Iraq and use the money, ($12 billion per month), to support programs at home. Haliburton spent three years in Iraq. They spent every dime they were contracted to receive, fulfilling less than 10% of their contractual obligations. How can you rebuild a society when fundamental institutions like police stations, schools, fire houses, courts, power plants, traffic and street lights etc. . are not built. Haliburton squandered the resources on less than capable, less than scrupulous subcontractors who were beyond the accountability of congressional over-sight. They packed up when the money was gone, leaving police training barracks that were uninhabitable due to water leaks and substandard construction.

Brown-outs in the "new and improved" Iraq outnumber the pre-invasion statistics. Who would not fall back on the advice and comfort of an ancient system of tribal elders and codes? The money needed to finish Haliburton's obligations must come from somewhere or the whole "stand-down when they stand-up" strategy will have to find a more abstract approach. Its gonna be tough to figure out how to do this without police and fire stations. But I guess Haliburton cashed their check and doesn't lose sleep over the equation. "Cut and run."

And wait! There's more! If you buy into this war now, the same team that bought and sold the media and America on the invasion of Iraq will bring you (and the rest of this great nation of uninformed, apathetic citizens) another Republican victory in sensitive voting districts with their fool-proof, slimy Attorney's General Voting scandal.

I apologize for the sarcastic tenor. However, the point here is that the very same characters responsible for allowing the United State's world wide reputation for justice be tainted by rationalizations of rendition and physical interrogation, joined heads once again to load the dice during a tenuous election. Thank heaven for the few, non-conformist investigators that succeeded in producing the few subpoenas that survived the cover-up. Watch this one, it ain't over. But can't the media find something less "anti-American" to write about? How about those lazy slobs on welfare?

So where are these Liberals and their sick, anti-American agenda to be found? Lets look over America's shoulder and read, watch or hear what they do. Here's one now. Sorry. He doesn't pay attention to the news. I guess he's just one of the 57% of Americans who just don't follow the papers, TV or radio. Forget about the internet. He couldn't care less. Of the devoted news hounds who get their information from cable TV (38% of all regular TV news watchers) 25% watch FOX, 22% watch CNN and only 11% watch MSNBC. I thought MSNBC was the big liberal threat here. Taking a look at the local news broadcast stations, I found that NBC took the lion's share with 17% of the regular, repeated viewership, followed closely by ABC and CBS with 16% each and McNiel/Leher (from that leftist PBS) showing in at 5%.

Forget about newspapers. Readership is way down among the under 30 age group, at 23% admitting to reading a paper. This is the age group with the highest percentage of liberal political values. Contrast this with a 60% regular readership in the over thirty demographic and you've got an interesting case of reciprocal dynamics: the more you read the leftist-poisoned journals, the more conservative your value system becomes. Facinating.

Overall, 40% of those informed get so by listening to the radio. (Where do I get all these numbers? Its easy to be informed in this age of the information Super-Highway; you know, Al Gore's baby. I went to the Pew Research Center web-site for People and the Press. You can too by simply going to:
http://people-press.org/report/?pageid=834.) Now the radio statistics are pretty interesting. In the Talk-show category, which itself represents 41% of the overall listening population, it seems that 41% are republican and only 28% consider themselves democrat. 45% call themselves conservative and only 18% liberal. Of all the surprise numbers I found, NPR, the scourge of good American values, training camp for liberals, accounts for only 16% of the listenership. Rush and Hannity have ratings untouched by their closest rivals.

Which begs my final question. I could bore you with statistical minutae concerning the habits of magazine readership, blog readership and subsequent breakdowns of catagories already mentioned, but the pattern remains unchanged. The Marvin Davis', Rupert Murdochs, Ted Turners, Sumner Redstones, Bloombergs and Conde Nast's own Donald Newhouse have all minipulated the media for decades, protecting the rights of specific, priveledged Americans to run their companies with as little government regulation as can fly under the radar without stirring the sleeping working, middle class.

"We are being farmed", -Jello Biafra.
Sedated with TV, alcohol, prescription drugs and a fractal-ized truth about our country, our world and our neighbor. Overstimulation, via violence or an overabundance of facts without reference will keep the greater percentage of Americans subcontracting their analysis of the state of affairs. "Let Hannity read up on the subject and tommorrow he can tell me what I think." Send a volunteer army into a foreign country and America will wave their little flags to the metronome of patriotism.

Don't breathe a word about a draft. Mothers and fathers, currently busy working the best days of their lives for some future, a future currently being seduced away from them by irresponsible corporate executives and slick hedge-fund managers, these fathers and mothers might wake from the great dream and realize the cost of docility is ultimately the loss of any record of having lived at all.

So in the end we have a bronze casting of war-time grief; a vinette of an artist with a story to tell; and the conservative right, highjacking the story to cry about the rock under which their values must hide. Yes, those are the suppressed stories. Those are the stories that might lead to cavities in the brain. I just wonder how the conservative flock convinced itself for these many years that noone knew it was asleep on its feet. - Jeff


© Jeff Thomas 2009